hate a pregnancy storyline. kill that baby
na bachlóga
the buds
a lovely creecher
This has no right being this fucking funny
when I’m just walking around and something makes me screech to a halt and my eyeballs shoot out like binoculars and I gotta drop everything to take photos
ugh yeah that’s the good shit
you gotta love people as hard and honestly as you can bitchhhh the walls are closing in
Simply Living No. 17 (Australia, 1981)
Animal Crossing villagers will say shit like “Hey, how much water do you think is underneath your fridge from all the ice cubes kicked under? My guess is AT LEAST half a 7-11 Big Gulp! Hey! Call me over on a hot day and I could get a straw and sip it up!”








